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How to Make a Custom Rug: Ninja Style

March 30, 2011

PROTIP: It’s more fun if you’re drunk.

My Humor

February 10, 2011

Longcat Facebook Status

I need more friends that appreciate the effort I put into this.

How to be Awesome

May 10, 2010

When I was young, I used to whine and complain about how life sucked and how nonawesome I was. My feeble little mind just couldn’t comprehend why I wasn’t awesome. You see, back then I thought awesome was something you obtained, earned by merit, or won as a prize. I would sit for hours formulating plans and playing scenarios through my mind, glorifying the day I would sit upon the throne of awesometude.
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